Send to Friend  Bookmark  Print

As Passover Winds Down, Can Pizza Be Far Behind?

ATLANTA (JTA) April 22, 2008--Just a few more days. The fear of what to eat quenched by the disappointment in what we'll eat lasts just a few more days.

For a holiday celebrated by more Jews than any other for its universal theme of freedom and ease of celebrating at home, I only feel liberated when Passover has passed over.

Matzah Pizza

Oh matzah pizza, why do you mock us?      Photo: Martin Rottler

Even before the holiday starts, the grocery store's antiseptic aisles reserved for Passover begin to mock me with their sad cans of hearts of palm or those sleeves of nasty half-moon jellies that have been around for decades and probably take that long to digest.

Passover might not be so grueling if we didn't go whole hog, so to speak. But as far as I can tell, my family of Conservative Jews becomes Chasidic for the week.

It seems like every meal can trace its heritage to a Manischewitz box or a package festooned with Hebrew markings. No corn syrup. No soy. No legumes. No strategic adoption of Sephardic customs so we can at least eat rice. Freezer paper covers every kitchen counter top, although toward the end of the holiday, it's torn and splattered with memories of brisket and soup.

It's not just the lack of good eating and digesting--although, yes, that's a big part of the misery--it's also the preparation. I'd bet that my grandmother, after decades of Passover cleaning and cooking for God knows how many people in her synagogue--in south Georgia, of all places--probably starts to feel beads of sweat forming at the thought of the labor involved in this holiday.

To quote my friend Larry, on the option of heading to one of those kosher-for-Passover resorts, "Next year in Miami."

Admittedly I made myself scarce heading into Passover after last year's duty. I was dispatched to the kosher butcher to pick up an order that could feed the Israel Defense Forces.

At the market, the yeshiva boys who worked there joked, "Oh, you're the one picking up the cow!"

I couldn't even look at the rows upon rows of ribs they loaded into the passenger seat of my car, stinking it up so that I had to roll down the windows to keep from passing out while it wobbled around next to me. I was like the kosher-for-Passover Fred Flintstein.

Of course, there's a reason Jews purchase such ridiculous amounts of food over Passover--we're all secretly panicked that we'll get hungry. So we buy things we'd never ordinarily buy, in bulk, and eat what we'd never ordinarily eat.

My parent's pantry, normally stocked with health food, bulges with potato chips and chocolate-covered coconut macaroons at Passover. And since that's what tastes OK, that's what we eat for the week.

So we're continuously eating to prevent the possibility of getting hungry--not that we'd know this because we're so busy eating. And if we kosher-for-Passover Jews leave the safe haven, if we momentarily become untethered from the kosher kitchen, we carry around matzah or prunes or what-have-you because you can never be too careful.

I was eating one of those fruit roll-ups at work this week, working the plastic fruit away from the cellophane, when an office mate peered at me in confusion. Suddenly I was in middle school all over again defending my lunch.

But there are those rare and beautiful Passover foods that for me come down to the singular godsend of Temptee cream cheese. As a kid I waited all year for that hot-pink tub to grace our refrigerator shelf.Temptee Cream Cheese

Now I have come to realize the dirty little secret about Temptee: It's available all year. Turns out lots of Jews reserve treats for Passover--herring or sardines or gefilte fish maybe. I don't know why. Maybe it's to find something happy to eat during an otherwise bleak diet, or maybe it's further evidence of the strange psychology that sets in during these eight days.

Last year, to avoid koshering my apartment and live amid the storehouse, I stayed with my parents. It was during an unfortunate decorating era in my bedroom where one wall was painted with a cloud-like theme. So atop the quasi-shame of staying a week with my parents as a thirtysomething, I felt like I was sleeping in a nursery.

This year I chose to kosher my place as best I could. In the hours before the first seder--always held at my aunt and uncle's, who roll out a plastic carpet beneath folding tables for dozens--I scrubbed my refrigerator, counter tops and floor, vacuumed and laid out a few boxed items resembling food on paper towels on my dining table, sort of like my grandmother used to do.

"Good job, Rach!" my mother said.

I felt so proud I ate a chocolate-covered marshmallow twist. And then another.

Truth is, I actually enjoyed preparing for our seder this year. In readying for 16, my mother, father, brother, grandmother and I swapped shifts of cooking, cleaning, shopping and napping. And we laughed the whole way--at the sludge-like icing we tried to cover up with chopped pecans and the number of grocery-store runs and who we ran into at the kosher aisle and what was left.

I've enjoyed the homemade meals with friends and family.

But by the end of this holiday, I'll join with an even larger family--nearly every Jew in America--over a slice of crusty pizza. I'll have free rein of most of the grocery store. And I can dine in any restaurant the way I always do--slightly to the right of kosher style. I'll have made my own exodus.

Yiddish for "stuffed fish," a patty made of ground up varieties of fish, matzo meal and spices, boiled in fish broth. A popular dish on Passover, sometimes served on Shabbat and other holidays as well. Of the culture of Jews with family origins in Spain, Portugal or North Africa. Derived from the Greek word for "assembly," a Jewish house of prayer. Synagogue refers to both the room where prayer services are held and the building where it occurs. In Yiddish, "shul." Reform synagogues are often called "temple." Hebrew for "pious," commonly refers to a member of an Orthodox Jewish mystic movement founded in the 18th century in Eastern Europe by Baal Shem Tov that reacted against Talmudic learning and maintained that God's presence was in all of one's surroundings and that one should serve God in one's every deed and word. The spring holiday commemorating the Exodus of the Jews from slavery in Egypt. The Hebrew name is "Pesach." Hebrew, literally, for "sitting," refers to a Jewish educational institution that focuses on the study of traditional religious texts (including Torah and Talmud study). A yeshiva can be a day school for elementary or high school students, or a place of study for adults. Traditionally, a yeshiva was attended by boys/men only; more recently, yeshivas have opened for girls/women and even co-ed yeshivas now exist. A language of West Semitic origins, culturally considered to be the language of the Jewish people. Ancient or Classical Hebrew is the language of Jewish prayer or study. Modern Hebrew was developed in the late-19th and early 20th centuries as a revival language; today it is spoken by most Israelis.
Hebrew for "fit" (as in, "fit for consumption"), the Jewish dietary laws. Hebrew for "order," refers to the traditional course of events, or service, surrounding the Passover and Tu Bishvat meals.
Rachel Pomerance

Rachel Pomerance a JTA staff writer based in New York, covers international affairs, college campuses, the United Nations, Israel-Diaspora relations and intergroup relations. She has written for several publications including Reuters, the Atlanta Jewish Times, the Atlanta Business Chronicle and TIME magazine. She has also worked on political campaigns and as a grassroots organizer for a political lobby.

Send to Friend  Bookmark  Print